Epistemi's Epistles
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Heh, yes.  Lately I’ve been obsessed with a different character, though.  Epi shall return soon!

SO I ran into this rather odd fellow named Terry one day when visiting the Arcane Tower.  This was a while ago, before the Tower moved to Mayfields, mind you proper.  His name was Terry, and he was rather helpful and affable.  A nice, sort, really, really.
He had a most interesting book in his possession that he had written, of which he allowed me to peruse; it made explicit certain knowledges on that most beloved subject - the enchantment school of magic.  Overall, I was rather impressed by Terry’s learning (and so young, he seems younger than me even), but I could not help but be struck by the man’s rather bald obsequiousness. (You know, I make it a point to distrust the defernetial as a general rule.) He seemed somehow or other rather tied into the Tower.
Anyhow, the strange mage let me copy some notes and promised a copy could be arranged at a later date, so who am I, who am I to speak ill?
Acquiring a copy of this tome, this I will make certain, certainly, possibly.

SO I ran into this rather odd fellow named Terry one day when visiting the Arcane Tower.  This was a while ago, before the Tower moved to Mayfields, mind you proper.  His name was Terry, and he was rather helpful and affable.  A nice, sort, really, really.

He had a most interesting book in his possession that he had written, of which he allowed me to peruse; it made explicit certain knowledges on that most beloved subject - the enchantment school of magic.  Overall, I was rather impressed by Terry’s learning (and so young, he seems younger than me even), but I could not help but be struck by the man’s rather bald obsequiousness. (You know, I make it a point to distrust the defernetial as a general rule.) He seemed somehow or other rather tied into the Tower.

Anyhow, the strange mage let me copy some notes and promised a copy could be arranged at a later date, so who am I, who am I to speak ill?

Acquiring a copy of this tome, this I will make certain, certainly, possibly.

Terry

Reflections

This is a place to kill time for those who like it better dead.  You are a victim of the rules you live by.  Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do. Your ignorance cramps my conversation.   Power to the Imagination.

Remember, work is a four letter word. Then again, so is luck.

Heretowith, if you think you’re wrong, you’re probably right. And if opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.

Tymora

Praise Tymora!  I should get back to studying my dweomercraft.

Magimatical

e^(π * i) = -1

Epistemi.  Epi.  epi.  e/pi.  e(p)i.  eπ. eπi.

[Extremely garbled scribbling for eleven pages]

Therefore, I equal negative one, and furthermore do not exist!

In which the hedge wizard meddles in magics beyond his comprehension and scope

In which the hedge wizard meddles in magics beyond his comprehension and scope

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